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206 AFRIKA - THE JUNGLE IMPERSONATED - AFRIKA - THE JUNGLE - .,($"NLHFBDBBDBBBBBBBFHJLN "$&(*,. - DMNADRTADRT $$ADRTADRT' - MR.SYRA RETURNS TO THE SCENE WITH A TRUE RULER DEMO.. A CHRISTMAS DEMO OF COURSE!! EVERYONE LOVES A CHRISTMAS DEMO :). WE'RE HERE AT PAPAPANDAS PLACE AND IT'S ACTUALLY THE MORNING OF CHRISTMAS EVE, THE 24TH DECEMBER 2005. COOL! OK, WHERE TO START?! WELL, LET'S JUST TELL SOMETHING ABOUT MR.SYRA'S STORY.. I HAVE BEEN AWAY FROM THE SCENE FOR ABOUT 8-9 YEARS NOW I THINK, TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY GUITAR ONLY AS MY PERMANENT TRAVELING MATE :).. NOTHING SPECIAL TO TELL FROM THAT REALLY, EXCEPT THAT THE DRUG POLITICS SEEMS TO BE MUCH MORE PROFITABLE FOR DUDES LIKE US EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD BUT HERE!! OK. SO MUCH ABOUT THAT.. I CAME ON THE IDEA TO DO THIS DEMO JUST THE OTHER DAY WHEN I ARRIVED HERE AT PAPAPANDAS PLACE AND WE STARTED TO WATCH SOME DEMOS JUST LIKE IN THE OLD DAYS :DDD, THEN I SAW THIS DULL DEMO BY SOME GROUP CALLED 'CROW' OR 'CRUST' OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.. ANYWAY, THE DEMO WAS CALLED 'CRESTOLOGY', AND THEN I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD PLACE TO START. SO I TOOK SOME IDEAS FROM THERE AND MIXED IT WITH MY OWN EAGER TO MAKE A CHRISTMAS DEMO FOR ALL YOU SUCKERS OUT THERE :))). YOU ALL SUCK, WE RULE. OR HOW WAS OUR EVERLASTING SLOGAN IN AFRIKA?! OK. PAPAPANDA ENTERING THE KEYBOARD WITH AN URGENT MESSAGE: WE RULE, YOU SUCK IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT, AND NOTHING ELSE.. RETURN TO MR.SYRA'S STORY NOW.. UHM.. WELL. OK. THANKYOU PAPAPANDA, ALWAYS PUTTING THINGS RIGHT ;). YES, AND SO PERHAPS YOU LIKE THIS DEMO 'CHRISTOLOY' BETTER, AT LEAST WE IN AFRIKA HOPE SO :)). IF EVERYTHING GOES AS PLANED, THIS DEMO WILL BE RELEASED LATER TODAY.. IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, YES, BUT WE IN AFRIKA REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO ON SUCH A DULL DAY. AT THE SAME TIME WE KNOW THAT THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT MOST OF YOU COULD EVER GET, SO WE KINDA FEEL THE URGE TO DO THE BEST THING OUT OF THIS CHRISTMAS (FOR ONCE) AND DELIVER WHAT IS THE MOST NEEDED :))). OK.. IT'S STARTING TO GET TIME FOR THE GUESTS TO ARRIVE. HMM, WELL.. GUESTS(?) PAPAPANDA HAS INVITED SOME OF THE MONKEYS FROM THE NEIGHBOURHOOD HERE IN THE JUNGLE, NOT VERY EXCITING IF YOU ASK ME.. BUT THE TABLE IS FILLED WITH A JAR OF TUNA, SOME EMPTY BEER ALREADY, AND A BROKEN ASHTRAY. IT'S GONNA BE SOME HELL OF A CHRISTMAS HERE, YOU BET. PAPAPANDA IS GONNA BRING SOME PASTA AS WELL, SO NOONE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THIS PLACE HUNGRY.. OK.. BETTER CUT THIS CRAP NOW, OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO RELEASE THIS MEGA-DEMO ON THE CHRISTMAS DAY INSTEAD.. NO WAY THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN ;). HAPPY HAPPY ON YOU EVERYBODY. SIGNED, PAPAPANDA AND MR.SYRA -
MODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD: SEARCHING FOUND FLENSBURG/AFRIKA LOADING READY. RUN - BCEFHIKLNOQSTVWYZ/]_ "#%&()+,./1 - MUSIC(C)SYSTEM 6581 - GUTEN TAG. JETZT BEFINDEN WIR UNS AUF DEM RAND ZUHM WUNDERWELT DEN RICHTIGESTHEN DEUTSCH. DANDRUF UND GRENDEL WERDEN HEUTE EINE KLASSERE KLASSE VON DEUTSCH HALTEN, BIS ZU DEM DASS WIR ALLERN DIE NEUE KOHVLE WORTE GELEHRNT HABEN. DANDRUF, IST HIER ALS PROFESSOR DER AFRIKA-DEUTSCH, UND SCHON SEIT LANGE IN DEUTSCHLAND WOHNT UND ARBEITET IM GES[HLSCHAFT DEM VERBRINGENDEN DER GRUND-SPRACHE ZUBEH/RZUSUCHEN WIRTSCHAFT, DIE JAHREN LANG DIE FORSCHUNG DIESES GEBIET DURCHGEF^HRT HABEN. GRENDEL, URSPRUNGLICH AUS FINNLAND IMMER GLEICH ZU DER GRENZE VON RUSSLAND, HAT JETZT DIESES ULTIMATIVE DIALEKTE BIS ZU DEM ARCHEN GEBRACHT, UND MAN DENKT DASS HIER IST JETZT NICHTS MEHR ZUM ENTWICKLUNG, ABER DANN HAT ER IMMER WAS NEUES UND KOHVLES GESAGHT DASS IMMER WOHL IM AFRIKA-DEUTSCH KLINGELT. ES IST HIERBEI SEHR WICHTIG WON IHREM HINTERGRUND, DASS ER AUS GANZEM OSTLICHEN FINLAND HERKOMMT, WOBEI DIESE SCH/NE DIALEKTE RICHTIG ZU RECHT KOMMT MIT SO EIN URSPRUNG. WIR FANGEN JETZT AN MIT EINE VORLESUNG DES SPRACHES, ALS WIR VERSTANDEN HABEN DAS GEVISSEN DIESES THEMA IST SEHR ENTLANGEN, ODER WAS.. NAH, JA. WIR STARTEN MIT TEORETISHEN GRUND, DAS D/HNER-DEUTSCH. D/NHER-DEUTSCH IST SEIT ZEHN JAHRE EIN BEGRIFF DES WERSCH/NENDE SPRACHES. OK, AFRIKA-DEUTSCH IST SO ZU SAGEN EIN VERBESSERUNG VON D/HNER. DANDRUF SAGT DASS MAN NIHMT DAS BESTE VON D/HNER, LEGHT EIN PAR WORTE WECK UND ANDERE DAZU, VER[NDERT DIE DIALEKTE SO DAS EIN BISCHEN RUSSICH IN BESCHTIMTE VOKABELN KLINGELT, UND DANACH VERSUCHT MAN IMMER VIE GLEICH ALS GRENDEL SPRECHEN. DAS WAR'S DANN. OK, WIE MACHT MAN DASS JETZT? HMM. ALSO, JETZT MUSS EINFACH LERNEN. KEINEM GESCH[FT, KEIN SCHEISS. WIR FANGEN DIREKT AN DANN.. DASS L WIRT JETZT AUSGESPROCHEN WIE ALS OB DU GLEICH VON RUSSLAND GEKOMMEN BIST. DIE ZHUNGE MACHT MAN GANZ R^CKGENOMMEN ALS OB EIN SCHLUCK ZUVIEL HERUNTERGEFAHREN IST UND DU MUSST ES IMMER HOCH BRINGEN, OK. DANDRUF SAGHT DAS SK0LSYSTER/AFK IST GANZ GUT MIT DIESES SCHLUCH HINAUFZUBRINGHEN, UND WIELLEICHT IST ES SO DAS WEIBER HAT DAS MEHR NAR^RLICH MITGEBOREN, ETWAS VOM HINTERSCHLUCK JETZT WIEDER ZUR^CKNEHMEN, ICH WIESS NIT GANZ RICHTICH KONGCHREDE DAVON. ANDERE SAGT DASS AUCH LEUTE WIE BEISPIELSM[SIG HOLLOWMAN ODER VODKA HAT DIESE WISSENSCHAFT, ALSO DEMSELBER SPRITZEN UND WIEDER ZUR^CKSCHLUCKEN? HMM, WEIS NIT GANZ GENAUH. GRENDEL KAN ES ZOHWIESZSHO AM BESTEN MACHEN, EGAL MIT ODER OHNE SCHLUCK, WAS IST DEM GROSSHEN GESCH[FT? DAS IST AUCH IMMER GESAGHT: KEINEM GESCH[FT, KEIN SCHEISS. UND DASS STIMMT FAST WIE IMMER. AUSERDEM KOMMT EIN PAR VOKABELN DIE NIT GLEICH WIE D/HNER GESPROCHEN WERDEN. ZUM BISPIEL DAS WORD "Z^BHER", ODER DIE ANDERE M/GLICHKEIT "ZEIHBER". MAN MUSS IMMER RICHTIG W[HLEN ZWISCHEN DIE ZWEI, ABER SIE MEINT DASSELBE. DAS ENDE VON "Z^BHER" UND "ZEIHBER" IST GANZ GLEICH, UND TOTAL-RUSSISH. MAN SAGHT DANN EIGENTLICH ES IST Z^BHER-RUSSICH, NAH KLAHR. DIE ENDUNG IST ABER SEHR WICHTIG. ES IST NICHT WIE IMMER NORMALER DEUTSCH: "Z^HB[R", SONDER MEHR ALS "Z^HBIER", ABER AUCH GAHR-NICH WIE "BIER" KLINGELT, OK. WERSUCH MAL RUSSUCH ZU SEIN. NORMAL KRAPP-DEUTSCH HAT EIGENTLICH NICHT DAS KOHREGHTE KLINGEL, DANN IST ES AUCH GANZ SCHWEIERIG ZU ERKL[HREN. ES IST DOCH DENKMAL WIE DAS "Z^BHER" ALS OB DIE ERSTE HALBE "Z^B" IST DEUTSCH, ODER WOHL D/HNER-DEUTSCH, UND DIE ANDERE HALBE "HER" IST RUSSICH, NAH DANN DENKE ICH DORT IST KEIN MEHR DEM PROBLEM DAS GANZHE ZU WERSCHTEIHEN, OK. LEHRN DAS MAL. OK, DIE ANDERE M/GLICHKEIT "ZEIHBER" IST VIELLEICHT BISSCHEN EINFACHER F^R MORMAL DOITSCHERN. ERST DIE SEHR KOMPLIZHIERTHE ENDUNG, UND DANN "ZEI" ALS IN "SEI" MIT LAUTERNDEN ABER NICHT SPITZIGERN "Z", OK. "ZEIHBER". NAH, GUT. AIH BAIH, AIAIAI. ZEIT FANGEN ZUM ENDE!! SCHON ZEIT FLIEHT SCHNELL WENN SPAZS HABEN JA. MUSSEN ABER KURTZ ANDEREN THEMA BAHENDELEN. HMM.. WAS DANN!? .. OK.. GRENDEL IST JEZTZ DEN WORT GELASSEN. BALD KOMMT DENEN.. DANDRUF RAUSZIEHEN.. OK, UND ES IST AUCH EN TEIL MIT DER NAME FLENSBURG, ABER DAS KENNT IHR WAHRSCHEINLICH SCHON. HAB NICHT WAS ANDERES ZU SCHREIBEN IN MOMEMT, SO HIER KOMMT DAS ZEUG SOWIESO. ALSO JA, FLENSBURG IST JA EINE DELIKATICHE NAME EINERN DEMO, BESONDERES F^R UNS AFERIKANER, DASS HEISST WIR AUS SCHWEDEN. FLENSBURG WENN MAN DAS GANZE JETZT AUSSPRICHT, KLINGELT WIE ETWAS BESONDERES.. NICHT SO GUT F^R DEN APPETIT SO ZU SAGEN. ALSO, WENN MAN SPRICHT VON FLENS, ERST, UND DANN AUCH DASS GANZE MIT BURG, ES WIRD JETZT ETWAS WEI "BURGER MIT FLENS", ZUM BEISPIEL MIT KNOBLAUCH HIHI.. ODER SOGAR "K[SEBURGER MIT FLENS" HAHAHAHAAAAA!!! :)))))) UND IN DEN MOMENT K/NNEN DIE SCHWEDENB[LLE SICH NICHT MER BEHERSCHEN.. HIHIHIII.. NAH JA.. ES GIBS EINFACH NICHT SO EINE SCH/NE NAHME WIE FLENSBURG AUF SCHWEDISH, ES IST EINFACH WUNDERBAHR!! DOITSCHLAND DOITSCHENLAND.. OKI, WIR SIND JEZTZ AN DER ENDE DISES SEHR WICHTIGSTE CLASSE DES DEUTSCHERN SCHPRACHE. WIR HOFFEN DAS IHR JETZT DIR M/GLICHKEIT AFRIKA-DEUTSCH ZU SPRECHEN JETZT WIE IMMER M/GLIGHSTEN BENUTZEN WERDEN K/NNEN GEMACHT HABEN. WENN ES IST IMMER PARTY MIT COMMODORE KANNST DU DIE NEUE DIALEKTE VERBRAUCHEN, UND VIELLEICHT NICHT GANZ, ABEN GLEICH DATZU MIT DIE MITGLIEDERN IN AFRIKA SPRECHEN. DANKE F^R DEINE AUFZUGEH/HR, UND GL^CKLICH MIT DIE FRESSE. ALLE SCH/NERN GR^SSE VON GRENDEL: SIE MIT DEN ZEIHBER ALS Z^BHER ZUBEH/HR. UND VON DANDRUF: ALLE MIT ODER OHNE HINTER IN NEBEN ^BER UNDER VOR ZWISCHEN, OOOPS :). DAS SCHEISS LEUFT JEZTZ AUTOMATISCH.. ULTRA-SCHEISSE, DANK DES SCHWEDISHE GRUNDSCHULE. HMM. OK, WIR SIND BEI MIT NACH SEIT VON ZU FAST BEI DER ENDUNG, DAS WAR'S. SCH/NEN ZUGEFAHR. ALLES GUTE. HALT BEI DEN ^BERSCHLAF, NAH GEH JEZTZ AN DER STAATVERWALTERUNG. OK, WIR SIND VORBEI, KEIN MER DA IST. MACHS GUT. ENDE. -
- AAEEAAEEAAEEAAEE]^_ ]^_ * - WELCOME TO: 10 YEARS AFRIKA, WHICH WE CALL: HAMMARKULLEN! FROM THE CORPSE OF THE DYING SCENE, AFRIKA ARISED IN 1994 AS A DARK FORCE OF LAMENESS! THIS WAS AT THE TRIBUTE PARTY, WHERE 9 DEMOS OUT OF 10 WERE MADE BY FAKE LABLES. WE CAN REMEMBER DEMOS LIKE "LAMENESS RULES" BY OXYRON AND RAWDBREKJERS BRILLIANT DEMO!! BUT THEY WERE ALL WEAK FORCES, ONLY AFRIKA STAYS!! AND WE DO THAT BY FOCUSING ON WHAT WE DO BEST; BEING HATED AND MAKING PEOPLE ANNOYED. LAST YEAR AT LCP I THINK WE DID QUITE WELL WITH "BURTR[SK", EVERYONE SEEMS TO HATE IT AND IT HAS A STABLE LAST POSITION AT THE CSDB!! THAT'S WHAT WE CALL SUCCESS :). MANY THANX GO TO SLUTHORE, BLACKBUTT, MAKTSEX AND THE OTHER GUYS IN THE BANG-TEAM FOR BEER AND MORAL SUPPORT. AND SINCE THE WHOLE AFRIKA-TEAM EXCEPT SKINNY IS HERE AT LCP2004, A BIG FART GOES TO HIM!! NOW PRESS SPACE AND ENJOY THE DEMO AS MUCH AS YOU CAN! - AAEEAAEEAAEEAAEE]^_ ]^_ * -
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"-- JUL ADOLPH --",8,1: SEARCHING FOR -- JUL ADOLPH -- LOADING READY. RUN - ANTAL SPEJS KVAR: - DETTA AR EN OFFICIELL AFRIKA+TBHH - COOP-DEMO. VI TAR INGET ANSVAR F0R - EV. SKADOR SOM KAN HA UPPKOMMIT VID - ANVANDANDE AV DENNA PRODUKT. - ANTAL SPEJS KVAR: - - - - DETTA AR EN OFFICIELL AFRIKA+TBHH COOP-DEMO. VI TAR INGET ANSVAR F0R EV. SKADOR SOM KAN HA UPPKOMMIT VID - ANVANDANDE AV DENNA PRODUKT. - - LARS AF SNIGELFJERT - - - - VD / AFRIKA+TBHH AB. - - - - ARKANOID MUSIC BY F.SEGERFALK OF SYSTEM 6581 -
ILLER AND - K0LSYSTER ON THE KEYS TO GIVE YOU - THE DOCS FOR OUR LATEST (LAMEST?) - F YOU ARE A MEMBER - AILRIGHT, PLEASE GO ON READING - AND YOU WILL FINALLY KNOW HOW TO LOAD - NYWAY, IT FIRST STARTED - OUT WHEN ME AND - YRA WAS IN HIS - NYWAY, WE CAME - UP WITH THE GRRRREAT IDEA THAT WE HAD - TO WIN THE COMPO. - ASY, YOU CAN'T - WIN IF YOU DON'T COMPETE. - H - ILLER AND - K0LSYSTER ON THE KEYS TO GIVE YOU THE DOCS FOR OUR LATEST (LAMEST?) DEMO " - F YOU ARE A MEMBER OF - AILRIGHT, PLEASE GO ON READING AND YOU WILL FINALLY KNOW HOW TO LOAD ON THE - NYWAY, IT FIRST STARTED OUT WHEN ME AND - YRA WAS IN HIS SAUNA. - NYWAY, WE CAME UP WITH THE GRRRREAT IDEA THAT WE HAD TO WIN THE COMPO. - ASY, YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T COMPETE. - O WE DECIDED TO DO A DEMO. - FEW YEARS LATER WE ACTUALLY WERE BORN, AND HEY WHAT AN EXPERIENCE! - E WENT OVER TO OUR GOOD NEIGHBORS, THE - , AND A RULING - WAS BORN. - E RELEASED OUR FIRST DEMO AT - , AND BEAT FOR EXAMPLE - (HAHA, DET GJORDE VI, SLUTA LJUG - - !) AND SOME OTHERS. - E ENDED UP AT 6TH PLACE WITH SOME GREAT EFFECTS LIKE FOR EXAMPLE - RULING IDEA WAS BORN, AND SO WE DECIDED TO KEEP THE - OW AT THIS LITTLE LAME ' - ' THERE WAS SUPPOSEDTO BE A COMPO. - E ALWAYS HAVE TO REPEAT OURSELVES, SO THAT'S WHY WE DID THIS. - IRST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE "64" MODEL OF - OMMODORE'S GREAT COMPUTER. - MIGA DOESN'T WORK. - HEN BUY A DISK-DRIVE AND PLUG IT IN TO THE MAIN-BOARD. - ONNECT ALL OTHER PLUGS AND IF YOU THINK THAT WAITING 5 MINUTES FOR A PART (OR 30 MINUTES LIKE - ) THEN BUY A CARTRIDGE. - HEY CAN LOAD MUCH FASTER, AND CAN BE USED FOR MANY OTHER THINGS. - URN THE COMPUTER ON, AND TYPE LOAD"-- JUL ADOLPH --",8,1 THE DISKDRIVE WILL NOW START TO LOOK FOR THE FILENAME. - F THE DISK ISN'T IN THE DRIVE, IT WON'T WORK. - ON'T KNOW WHY, BUT THAT'S - . - FTER LOADING YOU TYPE - AND PRESS RETURN. ( - OMETHING NEW FOR SOME OF YOU - GUESS) - HOPE YOU WILL GET IT TO WORK AND VOTE FOR - IN ALL THE MAGAZINES OF THIS COMPUTER. - EST REGARDS, - K0LSYSTER AND THE REST OF - . -
- - ETTA AR DEN OFFICIELLA NOTEN TILL DEN FASANSFULLA DEMON KALLAD " - " - LL KOD KAN ANSES SOM ( - FTERSOM ALLA ANDRA DEMOS FRON DETTA MEETING VAR HELT - VANN VI KOMPON, SJELVKLART! - I TACKAR F0R OSS, MEN - IN LILLA FREKNIGA - ASTU! - CH VEM KAN 0VERSATTA DENNA USLA LAT VI H0R I BAKGRUNDEN? - E OSS... - -MEJL * B150542 - CC.TUT.FI T0400 07FF 1000 - - - ETTA AR DEN OFFICIELLA NOTEN TILL DEN FASANSFULLA DEMON KALLAD " - " - LL KOD KAN ANSES SOM ( - FTERSOM ALLA ANDRA DEMOS FRON DETTA MEETING VAR HELT - VANN VI KOMPON, SJELVKLART! - I TACKAR F0R OSS, MEN - IN LILLA FREKNIGA - ASTU! - CH VEM KAN 0VERSATTA DENNA USLA LAT VI H0R I BAKGRUNDEN? - E OSS... - -MEJL * B150542 - CC.TUT.FI T0400 07FF 1000 -
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NU SKA FAN SYRAN (ZYRON H/GHUS ???!) F] TA OCH SRIVA ETT PAR RADER... JAAA,VI ANV[NDDER EN F/RBASKA EDITOR... JAAG MENAR, $0400-$07F7 [R INTE SPECIELLT M]NGA TECKEN... LAMMMMMMMMMMMAH!!!!!!!!!! OOJ.. OCH INGEN VET VEMSOM EGENTLIGEN KOMMER ATT L[SA DENNA TEXT... KOMMER DET /VERHUVUDTAGET ATT BLI N]GON ?? UUUUHH... LIVE - DIREKT FR]N LCP'2000 MITT I NATTEN ELLER N]T, GARVIN FATTAR INTE SPARRISBURKEN ELLER TRE STYCKEN BURKAR MED ANANAS OCH COLA, DET [R GOTT.... PRINGLES [R MYCKET GOTT, GL/M INTE DET.. JA JO TJAVARS, ELLER KANSKE N]T ANNAT... VET INTE VAD SOM SKRIVAS BORDE... L[MNAAR /VER.... /ZYRON ... JAG [R JUCKE OCH JAG KOM MED POISON OCH DE ANDRA DATAD]RARNA FR]N HELSINGBORG. VI HADE HOPPATS ATT RESTEN AV ONEWAY (SKYFLASH, MOPPE ETC..) VAR H[R MED DET VERKAR SOM OM DE DYKER UPP IMORGON IST[LLET.. DET [R M]NGGA VI INTE K[NNER P] DETTA PARTYT, MEN DET [R MYSIGT ATT BEFINNA SIG P] ETT ST[LLE D[R 8-BITARS DATORER [R EN STANDARD. TAACK. SKRIV G[RNA N]T GOOD GOOD...MISTER....DATAPARTAJ MITT I VAEXJ0, ATTANS!! MYSMONGO JAERPSTIGEN SOVER, KODEN E KANSKE KLAR...VI VINNER COMPOT..MED...DETTA....VI SKICKAR STORA BAJSKORVAR I PAKET TILL = PAPPA PANDA, ELAKE BAJSKRAMAREN P] SOLNA STATION, DEN LILLA KILLEN SOM KODAR BASICDEMOS P] PC. PC APOR SO INTE KAN VARA TYSTA..ALLA SOVER O E LIXOM HELT KASSA I SKALLEN.....OK,OK...VAR [R ZORGON, VAR [R BAJSMEKANIKERN, VAR TOG JULADOLF V[GEN..TROR ATT DOM LIGGER G/MDA HEMMA. BORDE SP/A DOM!! ORD TAGNA UR LUFTEN P] PARTYT = KODA OM PACKERN NED]T I MINNET. FLYTTA NER 06 TILL 01. L[GG MUSIKEN H/GRE I MINNET. FFAN, SKRIV ETT PAR RADER LIXOM !!! JOHN SILVER/DINASOURS DECIDED TO TYPE A FEW WORDS HERE SINCE THE COMPUTER WAS JUST STANDING THERE WITH THIS HUGE SIGN ON IT SAYING: TYPE SOMETHING! IT'S AROUND 10AM ON SATURDAY AND THIS PARTY IS PRETTY CALM RIGHT NOW BUT PROBABLY IT WILL KICK OFF AGAIN LATER TODAY...GET OUR RELEASES! AND VISIT HTTP://MEMBERS.XOOM.COM/DINASOURS ... OVER AND OUT FROM JOHN SILVER DIRECTLY FROM LCP 2000! HI, DUDES... KILLER HERE AGAIN... UUUHJH IT7S ALREADY LATE IN THE MORNING SATURDAY UUUHH, NOONE IS LOOKING VERY HEALTHY TODAY I GUESS, ANDREAS INCLUDED :-)... OK, TIME TO PIXEL THE PARTY SCROLLER FONT NOW... SHORT INTERRUPT... OK... THE FONT IS DUNN SO HERE IS THE CONTINUING PARDEYSCROLLER!!!! :-D ANDREAS H[R F/R F/RSTA G]NGEN P] DET H[R PARTYT....NY KV[LL NYA /L VISST [R LIVET SK/NT? DANNE SOVER...HAN [R VISST LITE SLITEN...BLEVV[L F/R MYCKET F/R HONOM IG]R...HAN PALLAR HELT ENKELT INTE EN FROSTNATT...HEHE...EDVIN SER SLITNAST UT AV ALLA, HAN SKULLE SUPA IKAPP MIG OCH DANNAE, VI HADE DRUCKIT /L HELA V[GEN TILL V[XJ/ OCH N[R VI KOM FRAM S] VILLE EDVIN KOMMA IFATT....J[VLIGT FULL BLEV HAN....:-D VI HAR FUNDERAT P] ATT ]KA OCH BADA...FORTS[TTNING F/LJER.... DAVID H/LL P] ATT S[TTA PIZZAN I HALSEN N[R DANNE F/RKLARADE VAD EN RUNKBULLE [R....:-) OK, TIME TO CRUNSH... JUST GOTTA MENTION THAT RAZE/PADUA HAS MADE IT ALL THE WAY UP TO VISIT THIS PARTY. AMAZING!!! A LAST 'HI TO KINGE' AND WE'RE OUTA HERE... SKINNY AND KILLER TOGETHER WITH THE LEFTOVERS OF THE EVER RULING COOP TBHH AND AFRIKA SIGNING OFF FOR THIS TIME ;) *** VISSTJA NI M]STE JUH FAN KOLLA IN PJUCKEN SOM [R F/REBILDERNA TILL DEMON!! - AHMED ALLSTAR: DU TITTAR STOR UT, DU SPELAR B[NKPRESS, DU VET VART HANS BREVL]DA BOR, DU HAR SVART B[LTE I VIDEOV]LD. DU [R TRETTON, DU [R TUFF DU [R TURK. SKON [R GRYM MANNEN. (PRIS: 1595KR) - SVENNEBUFFALOS: DU TROR DU SPELAR LIGAN, MEN DU [R T/NT, FEG, F/RORTENS SKAM. DU KL[R DIG I KAMOUFLAGE, SOM OM DU SKA KRIGA I VIETNAM. STEG TV] BLIR ATT DU SKAGGAR SVENNEDOJOR. SK[RP DIG L[[N!! (PRIS: 1295KR) - V[RSTINGJAGARE: GODK[NDA AV TRAFIKS[KERHETSVERKET. OM DESSA SKORS [GARE [R EN KILLE HAR HAN S[KERT F/R MYCKET FARENHEIT P] SIG, SER UT SOM OM HAN B[R RUNT P] TV] KYLSK]P OCH HAR TUNGT BAKHUVUD. (PRIS: 1295KR) - BUDGETBUFFALOS: G]R DINA F/R[LDRAR P] SOC ELLER? HAR DU JUST STIGIT AV BANANB]TEN? DU HAR S[KERT ROCKYJEANS OCH CALVIN BLIND-SKJORTA OCKS]. SK[RP DIG, DU SER UT SOM MARKOOLIO. INTE ENS REJVGUDRUN SKULLE S[TTAP] SIG DESSA SKOR. INTE ENS P] FYLLAN. (PRIS: 998KR) - SYRIANPJ[XOR: T[NK OM BRORSAN KOM P] DIG I DE H[R SKORNA - DE G]R JU INTE ENS ATT SPRINGA I. N[R DU KOMMER I DESSA L]TER DU SOM EN TRAVANDE H[ST, DET [R EN DEL AV CHARMEN. (PRIS: 1695KR) - PORRPJUCK: DU [R 14, MEN VILL SE UT SOM 18 F/R ATT KOMMA IN P] LA ISLA. DET G]R KNAPPT ATT G] I PORRPJUCKEN, OCH ATT DANSA SALSA [R F/RENAT MED LIVSFARA. (PRIS: 998KR) - TURKBIRKENSTOCK: PERFEKTA N[R DU HELGJOBBAR P] ORIENTLIVS, ELLER HAR TV[TTSTUGA. P] SOMMAREN KAN DU HA DEM NERE IR]LIS OCH G] P] VATTNET TILL ERIKDALSBADET. (PRIS: 749KR) - QDU TITTAR STOR UT, DU SPELAR B[NKPRESS, DU VET VART HANS BREVL]DA BOR, DU HAR SVART B[LTE I VIDEOV]LD. DU [R TRETTON, DU [R TUFF DU [R TURK. SKON [R GRYM MANNEN. (PRIS: 1595KR) - PDU TROR DU SPELAR LIGAN, MEN DU [R T/NT, FEG, F/RORTENS SKAM. DU KL[R DIG I KAMOUFLAGE, SOM OM DU SKA KRIGA I VIETNAM. STEG TV] BLIR ATT DU SKAGGAR SVENNEDOJOR. SK[RP DIG L[[N!! (PRIS: 1295KR) - PGODK[NDA AV TRAFIKS[KERHETSVERKET. OM DESSA SKORS [GARE [R EN KILLE HAR HAN S[KERT F/R MYCKET FARENHEIT P] SIG, SER UT SOM OM HAN B[R RUNT P] TV] KYLSK]P OCH HAR TUNGT BAKHUVUD. (PRIS: 1295KR) - PG]R DINA F/R[LDRAR P] SOC ELLER? HAR DU JUST STIGIT AV BANANB]TEN? DU HAR S[KERT ROCKYJEANS OCH CALVIN BLIND-SKJORTA OCKS]. SK[RP DIG, DU SER UT SOM MARKOOLIO. INTE ENS REJVGUDRUN SKULLE S[TTAP] SIG DESSA SKOR. INTE ENS P] FYLLAN. (PRIS: 998KR) - RT[NK OM BRORSAN KOM P] DIG I DE H[R SKORNA - DE G]R JU INTE ENS ATT SPRINGA I. N[R DU KOMMER I DESSA L]TER DU SOM EN TRAVANDE H[ST, DET [R EN DEL AV CHARMEN. (PRIS: 1695KR) - UDU [R 14, MEN VILL SE UT SOM 18 F/R ATT KOMMA IN P] LA ISLA. DET G]R KNAPPT ATT G] I PORRPJUCKEN, OCH ATT DANSA SALSA [R F/RENAT MED LIVSFARA. (PRIS: 998KR) - OPERFEKTA N[R DU HELGJOBBAR P] ORIENTLIVS, ELLER HAR TV[TTSTUGA. 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SKOLSYSTER, DANDRUFF, PURJOSUCKER, INJEC - FGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - ALLRIGHT.. AND AGAIN THE RULERS FROM THE MIGHTY *AFRIKA* CREW RETURNS.. MILKMAN, DANDRUFF, KALLE KRUT BAJS, KALAS KARSTEN AND STUG BERIT MADE A NEW DEMO FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT.. WE RULE, YOU SUCK! WE ARE HERE AT THE BEER-FESTIVAL IN GOTHENBURG, AND WE KNOW THIS DEMO IS THE BEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN!!! THE MIGHTY COOP OF AFRIKA, LSD AND PAPPA PANDA ARE: MILKMAN, SKOLSYSTER, DANDRUFF, PURJOSUCKER, INJECTION, PILLMAN, MR. SYRA, MATTIAS FLIN?, STIG BERGLING, SADDAM AND BERT KARLSSON. VI H0RS! - ORDAN' PART OF OUR DEMO. - ND HERE IS OUR AWAITED * - UCKINGS TO THESE TRUE LAMERS: - EX IS THE RULING PUKER!), AND TO THE REST OF THE - AT THIS PARTY. - REETINGS TO THE ONLY ELITES HERE: - ANDRUFF ARE OFF FOR SOME LESBIAN JEWS BACKSTAGE!!! WWOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!! - FGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - ALLRIGHT.. AND AGAIN THE RULERS FROM THE MIGHTY *AFRIKA* CREW RETURNS.. MILKMAN, DANDRUFF, KALLE KRUT BAJS, KALAS KARSTEN AND STUG BERIT MADE A NEW DEMO FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT.. WE RULE, YOU SUCK! WE ARE HERE AT THE BEER-FESTIVAL IN GOTHENBURG, AND WE KNOW THIS DEMO IS THE BEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN - ! THE MIGHTY COOP OF AFRIKA, LSD AND PAPPA PANDA ARE: MILKMAN, SKOLSYSTER, DANDRUFF, PURJOSUCKER, INJECTION, PILLMAN, MR. SYRA, MATTIAS FLIN?, STIG BERGLING, SADDAM AND BERT KARLSSON. - ORDAN' PART OF OUR DEMO. - ND HERE IS OUR AWAITED * - UCKINGS TO THESE TRUE LAMERS: - EX IS THE RULING PUKER!), AND TO THE REST OF THE - AT THIS PARTY. - REETINGS TO THE ONLY ELITES HERE: - ANDRUFF ARE OFF FOR SOME LESBIAN JEWS BACKSTAGE -
- - - - - - - JAFRIKA WELCOMES YOU - TO ANOTHER STYLISH - SINCE THE SWEDISH - SUBURB-THEME TURNED - OUT TO BE A REAL - KICKAFRIKA WELCOMES YOU - TO ANOTHER STYLISH - SINCE THE SWEDISH - SUBURB-THEME TURNED - OUT TO BE A REAL - KICKER, WE DECIDED - TO GIVE THIS DEMO - - PARTY PEOPLE FROM - POLAND AND GERMANY - CAN EASILY GO TO - T[LGE BY BOAT!! - - TING THE SCROLLER FOR TH - OK, THIS IS REALLY COOL, AFTER 'BOUT 10 HOURS OF PARDEYING, KARIN SHOWS UP AND AT THE SAME TIME SYRAN FOUND HIS TEXT WRITER SO THAT WE CAN START WRITING THE SCROLLER FOR THIS FAB DEMO!!.. OK, KARIN SEEMS TO BE SOME SORT OF WANNABE, BUT SHE DIDN'T GET TO WRITING DUE TO SMOKING OVERLOAD.. OK, LESS BULLSHIT NOW, CAUSE SKINNI-BOY HITS THE KEYS.... SO, ANYWAYS KILLER JUST LEFT THE KEYS TO ME. KARIN SEEMS LIKE THE REAL SCUMMSUKKER BAYBEE, BUT SINCE WHEN DID ANYONE IN TBHH+AFK PREFER ANY LADY TO SKOLSYSTER?? SHE FKKN RUKES MAN! ANYWAYS WE ARE LIKE PRETTY DRUNK AND THAT IN ITSELF IS NICE. OK SO LAST REPORT ON THE GIRLS PRESENT HERE. IT'S AN OVERLOAD OF YOUNG GALS HERE... MAN THEY ARE AS YOUNG AS MY LIL'L SIS... GODAMN, AND THAT LIKE 15-16 YEARS OLD. H0LL0WMAN *REALLY* LIKES THAT, BUT THEN HE WAS ALWAYS INTO YOUNG GALS. OK, SO GRATORIS PRETTY DRUNK AND JUST SENT ME AN SMS TELLING ME HOW SMALL A DICK BACCUS HAVE (PONTUS HAR LITEN DRULE!)... BAH BAH BAH... ANYWAYS, I'M NOT COMPLETELY SOBER... LIKE YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED THAT YET. HERE COMES KILLER AGAIN BUT I DON'T THINK HE WANT'S TO WRITE. LOADS OF STRANGE PPL HERE THIS EVENING. WONDER IF THEY'LL STILL BE HERE TOMORROW. GRATOR WANTS TO BREAK A SLUTS PUSSY. I DON'Y THINK HE KNOW WHAT HE REALLY WANTS, BUT WHO CARES ANYWAYS. WAHT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IS WHERE AKTIE IS... AND I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHERE SK0LSYSTER IS... SHE ALWAYS TAKES CARE OF US WHEN WE ARE AT PARDEYS.... BUT SHE HASN'T ARRIVED YET. I'M JUST GLAD WE BOUGHT ALL THE BEERS THAT WE DID. KILLER COMPLAINS ABOUT ME TAKING ALL THE MEMORY UP, AND STILL I HAVEN'T USED ANYTHING. GRATOR WANTS TO WRITE SO I THINK I'LL LET HIM... CAUSE I'M HUNGRY... NO NOT HUNGARY OR POLAND ;PPPPPPPPPPP HERE COMES BITCHX....YUM YUM YUM, SWEET PUSSIES AHEAD... NEXT TO ME IS TOMATO-HEAD TRYING TO GET SOME AELG-PUSSY BY IMMITATING THE SEX-SOUNDS OF 'EM.... I - DON'T GET IT, WHY THERE ARE SOO MANY TEEN-SLUTS... A SPECIAL HEJ TO AEG.. TO YOU WANT TO MARY ME?... I WOULD REALLY LIKE DAT.. MAYBE WE COULD CHEER UP WITH THOSE HEROES IN SAMAR TO DO SOME REALLY NASTY "CYBER" ROUTINES.. RENSKOETTBREAD SUKKA... OVER TO TOMATO-BRAIN.. UGGAH... KILLER HERE OK, GRATOR JUST SAID SOMETHING FUN... UGGAH IS SHORT FOR HUARGH.. HMM.. WHY ARE ALL THESE SLUTS WALKING AROUND HERE? AND ALL THE OTHER 'NORMAL' PPL WHO JUST DONT SEEM TO GET THIS WHOLE THING... HMM.. AND WHY ARE THE MEATBALLS MADE OF TURKEY? HMM.. GOTTA GET BOOSTED AGAIN.. SLOWLY FALLING ASLEEP :/ .. OH, DAMN... I'M TOLD NOT TO MESS WITH BIGGER GUYS...GAAAH, THIS COULD NOT BE TRUE SINCE IN A SENCE I'M IN NO KIND OF WAY MORE PRESENT HERE RIGHT NOW THATN YOU, READING THIS, ARE...NOPROBLEM AS SOON AS I GET MY TYPING IN HERE DONE WITH I'LL GET SOME TASTY SANDWICH.... SO DREAM OFF..... NU AR DET FAKTISKT DAVIDS TUR ATT SKRIVA... MEDVURST OF DINASOURS SIGNING OFF AT THE GREAT LCP2001! ...AND ONCE AGAIN THE KEYS WENT OVER, AND THE TURN WENT TO ME, MUMIN OF LAMEX. A TIRED MUMIN. AND THERE IS A LITTLE SISTER SLEEPING IN A BLUE BAG. BETTER SLEEP IN A SLEEPINGBAG, IF EVEN A BLUE ONE THAN A BODYBAG, EH... WHY DO THEY ALL GO TO BED ??? BECAUSEN THEY ARE LAME ? OR BECAUSE GRATOR DRINKS VIRGIN LIGHT COLA ? I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW... AND I'M SURE I'LL NEVER REALLY KNOW. I STILL WONDER WHERE AKTIE IS AND FOR THAT MATTER WHERE SK0LSYSTER IS. AEG SURELY SUX, LIKE WE DIN'T KNOW *THAT*. HERE'S DANDRUFF... I BET YOU HAVE MISSED ME SINCE TRIBUTE 94, BUT WHAT THE HECK, TIME GOES BY AND SO DO I. THE PARTY HERE REALLT SUX, JUST LIKE IT DID BACK ON TRIBUTE'94... OR MAYBE THAT WAS EKER0'95. IT SUXX, THAT'S WHAT GRATOR SAYSS ANYWAYS. AND NOW I SUPPOSE WE HAVE TO GRE KINGE, JUST BECAUSE HE'S SO GPRGEOUS, OR POSSIBLY BECUASE HE DECIDED NOT TPO SHOW UP, JUST LIKE A BUNCH OF OTHER LAMERS FROM THE SOUTH OF SWEDEN. YOU ALL KNOW YOU SUXX AND CAN'T REALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT HAVING MONEY. YEAHM YOU! EVEN GRATOR MADE IT HERE FROM GERMANY SO YOU CAN'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY! - LAME! THAT'S REALLY ALL WE HER AT THE PARTY CAN SAY! ... ANYWAYS, I'LL LEAVE THE KEYS TO SOMEONE WHO HAS ANYTHING TO SAY (WHERE THE HECK DID PAPAPANDA GO ?!)..... CHICKS WITH DICKS ARENT NICE AT ALL BUT HEJ, WHAT SHOULD I SAY... NOTHING SUPRISES ME HERE.... A GUY WAS WRITING A SMS TO HIS BOSS "I AM SICK, I CANNOT COME TO WORK" BOSS ANSWERS "HOW SICK ARE YOU THEN ?" "I AM FUCKING MY SISTER RIGHT NOW, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK HOW SICK I AM?" ITS 4.37 ON THE FIRST DAY STILL... I GUESS DIZ DMO WILL KICK EVEN "GAY ASS MASTURBINA" BY CAR-REST... NOW OVER TO SOMEONE WITH EVEN LESS BRAIN (IF THAT IS POSSIBLE SOMEHOW)... NO PROBLEMO :) KILLER RETURNS FROM OUTSIDE.. I EVEN LOST MY BONER THE LATEST HOUR, HOW NICE.. I MEAN SINCE THIS START TO SUCK PRETTY HARD BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ASLEEP AND NOT EVEN SLUT#1 OR SLUT#2 ARE RUNNIN AROUND ANYMORE.. HMM... MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SOME AS WELL... SLEEP THAT IS. IT'S FIVE OCLOCK IN THE MORNING, SO I GUESS IT'S FAIR TO HAVE SOME REST B NOW. JUST KEEPING UP THE STATUS: WHERE THE FUKK IS JAYCE, IOPOP, POISON, AND THE LOT? OK, NOT MUCH ABOUT THAT NOW.. LET'S JUST GIVE IT A ZZZZZZZZZZZ... ... . . . - ETA CTCTCPC/CRC^ - ETA CTCTCPC/CRC^ - ETA CTCTCPC/CRC^ -
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